“I can show you the world!”
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“You are no match for my bratwurst”
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We have no authorization to punish your evil deeds with legal action or jail time, so we use humiliating outfits instead.
Source: textsfromdanville
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This was a cake topper I was able to snag from my niece’s birthday party. Perry pops out from behind the tree when you push the left branch down!
Submitted by zavur.
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