“I can show you the world!”
Source: fez-wearing-platypus
- Major Monogram: Carl, get in here. When you're done delivering the mail I want you to wash and wax my car. You know, a little wax on, wax off? It'll teach you karate.
- Carl: No, it won't.
Source: phinferbulous
“You are no match for my bratwurst”
Source: parable-the-dragonpus
Source: parable-the-dragonpus
Source: phinferbulous
- Isabella: I wonder what would make someone wanna build something to destroy romance in the first place?
- Ferb: Well, if you reverse engineer the human heart, you're bound to find love at its core.
- Buford: And gross, smushy, red stuff!
- Ferb: Yes, love and gross, smushy, red stuff.
- Irving: And ventricles!
- Ferb: Actually, I think ventricles is already included in gross, smushy, red stuff.
- Everyone: Yeah.
Source: phinferbulous
Source: phinferbulous
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